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VINCENT Want some bacon? JULES Naw, man, I don't eat pork. VINCENT Are you Jewish? JULES I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. VINCENT Why not? JULES Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. VINCENT Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. JULES Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I Wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's A filthy animal. I ain't need nothin' that ain't got sense enough to Disregard its own feces. VINCENT How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces. JULES I don't eat dog either. VINCENT Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? JULES I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. VINCENT So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to Be a filthy animal? Is that true? JULES Well, we'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean He'd have to be ten times more charming that that [...] you know what I'm sayin'?

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